It's hard to tell you when I won't be obvious
They'll jeer at you all day, so I'll just come right out and say

That your fly's open, and your tights showin'
You see my motion that your fly's open

Why should you walk around for everyone to see
Well I would feel happier if you would simply XYZ.

Cuz your fly's open, and the crowd's growin'
And they're all knowin' that your fly's open

It's not as easy as closing your eyes from the sight
Gotta reach down and zip it back tight
Don't wanna hear them laugh, they've already seen it
Run to the bathroom, quickly, my boy

It's not as easy as calling for a brief respite
Gotta back down and curb their delight
I think they're gonna laugh, they've already seen it
Run to the bathroom, quickly, my boy

Put other blue jeans on - or just get a shirt that's long
Embarrassed once for life and they'll always remember you

Your fly's open, and your tights showin'
You see my motion that your fly's open

It's not as easy as turning around from the light
Gott bend down and fix it up right
I know you hear them laugh, they've already seen it
Run to the bathroom, quickly, my boy