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Song Parodies -> "Wall-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Wall-Mart"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

need sleep
Somebody once bought me some thing
that didn't thrall me
but they told me to exchange it instead
store was looking small and glum, but the insides were awesome
and I think that is some people's homestead

well from Sears they're coming, and they dont stop coming
stuck in the food, to make clothes, should start running
doesn't make sense, theres a place for gum
and now Im stuck in the porn section
so much to do, so much to see
and down left its clip boards and car seats
need to find a section for clothes
store's so big, where, I dont know

hey now, Im in Walmart
get my stuff now, go pay
hey now, Im in Walmart
find my way out, too late
this store cannot be cloned
I think that miles back, I lost the road

its a cool place, but I have lost my sonar
gotta go run from this giant rollin' boulder
but the media says the store's bigger
but it is in all a little bit hipper
Im losing weight, yeah, Im getting pretty slim
all 'cause my walk in this store for clothing
in small appliance, wheres the door?
I cant find the exit to this gigantic store

hey now, Im in Walmart
get my stuff now, go pay
hey now, Im in Walmart
find my way out, too late
this store cannot be cloned
I think that miles back, I lost the road

hey now, Im in Walmart
get my stuff now, go pay
hey now, Im in Walmart
find my way out, too late
this store cannot be cloned
I think that miles back, I lost the road

6 months have now passed, and its a pain in the ass
I need to get myself away from this place
whats this next, its the Christmas section
looks like I wont get out of this hell
been 9 months since I had a shave

well from Sears they're coming, and they dont stop coming
stuck in the food, to make clothes, should start running
doesn't make sense, theres a place for gum
and now Im stuck in the porn section
so much to do, so much to see
and down left its clip boards and car seats
need to find a section for clothes
store's so big, where, I dont know

hey now, Im in Walmart
get my stuff now, go pay
hey now, Im in Walmart
find my way out, too late
this store cannot be cloned
I think that miles back, I lost the road

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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lebeiw15 - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
It was okay. I hate Wal-Mart, but that didn't affect your score.
Billy Florio - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This is just a parody based on one of my stand up bits....you should remember that Michael....you hit all the points that I do
Wild Man - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
There's a Porn section in that store? That was funny!
Melhi - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Too true! They need to give the aisles street names and hand out maps in some of their larger stores.
Deja Vu - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude Prez's version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/smashmouth19.shtml
Bladedsun - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
The Pacing sucks, pure and simple.
QT_Pie - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You Miss Spelled wal-mart
Alexis - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny!!!!!!!!
ashley - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
that was type gay!!!

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