Freaky many kids watch you on TV
you hypnotize them with your weirdness
Freaky many people think you're funny
they can't see that you display gayness

I would go to Nickelodeon solely
To ask why they air something crappy
Never could imagine children watch thee
Because of your yellow sponge body

Ba ha ha ha ha ha, Ba ha ha ha ha ha
Can't you see, you are creepy

Whatever, I'd rather
Watch Anime it's better
'cause it's cool while you're a fool
and should be overruled

Show's over, you're over
Off the air which is better
For the sake of callow ears
Try beat that deal you queer

Freaky how your friend Patrick acts childish
Someone should slap him real silly
Freaky that he is a fat ass starfish
And violates the sin of gluttony
Freaky how Mr. Krabs is an avarice
Who counts his earnings as his hobby
And Squidward plays that dumb clarinet
It's weird that he always plays badly

Ba ha ha ha ha ha, Ba ha ha ha ha ha
Can't you see, you are creepy

Whatever, I'd rather
Watch Anime it's better
and it's cool while you're a fool
and should be overruled

Show's over, you're over
Off the air which is better
For all callow minded ears
Try beat that deal you queer

Ba ha ha ha ha ha, Ba ha ha ha ha ha
Laugh out loud, you yellow thing

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is the last time, that you'll be, on Nickelodeon

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Whatever, I'd rather
Watch Anime it's better
and it's cool while you're a fool
and should be overruled

Show's over, you're over
You are just really damn weird
and also should be speared
So you'll really know the way I feel

(repeat $)