[[Intro:]]
(Woman laughing)
(What's that? Lurking in that lagoon?)
(In Humboldt Park!)

[[1st Verse:]]
He's lurking now
Not biting a single man
He swam in the deep lagoon
Clearly a rare artifact
Not in his habitat
Without his family
Police come right in to his free space
Chi-Town's got a gator!

[[Chorus:]]
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Oh, yes it's a gator!
(Lurking there in Humboldt Park)
Yes, it's a gator!
(So very strange)
Yes it's a gator!
Owwwww
Somewhere he does not belong

[[2nd Verse:]]
This guy up north
That's four feet long
Lurking in the park waters
So surprising
But what if he
Bites anyone
I'm glad no one
Did get bitten!
(It's simply a strange coincidence, he shouldn't be up north anyway,
he should be down south.)
(They're cold-blooded too.)

[[Outro:]]
You wouldn't believe this...
You'd not forget
This monster, lurking in, lagoons of
Chicagoland!
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Yes, it's a gator!
Oh, just can't believe this...
(Gators up in the Midwest!)
Unmistakable!!!!
(Remarkable!)
Chi's got a gator!
Owwwwwww
He does not belong here
(in Humboldt Park)
It's no coincidence!
(Glad that he did not bite!)
Ohhhh, but Chi's got a gator
(So strange, Was strange)
In Humboldt Park!

Was that great or what?
(Remarkable!)
(So darn dramatic!)
(Chicago had a gator)
Yes it did, it did!
(Strange as all get out!)