Need to
bathe bathe bathe
(bathe bathe)
(bathe bathe)

I don't believe in soap
My hygiene is without hope
And do i shower? nope
Hey baby i smell

I never wash my clothes
And the lack of cleaning shows
If I go near your nose
You will not feel well

The dark stuff I have on my face
Cannot be shaved
It is dirt I am a disgrace
Need to bathe bathe bathe

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe

Now If you want to ask
Me something you should wear a mask
Or else you will not get close
Enough to speak
I'm not allowed in planes
Or in buses taxis or trains
And that is because of how
Much I reek

The dark stuff I have on my face
Cannot be shaved
It is dirt I am a disgrace
Need to bathe bathe bathe

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe

Well if i left the Garden State
People would say that New Jersey suddenly smelled great
Spoke with the Pentagon before
Heard my smell could be a weapon used in the next war

I should take a bath today
That's what people say
But I don't pay them no mind

I know that I should get clean today
But I'm going to stay dirty anyway
When they're near me
People often say
please please bathe bathe bathe
I talked to a garbage man and
He said my smell was something he could not stand
People fear me
Cause I make them faint
Need to bathe bathe bathe