-> "To Hell With Officer Van Dyke"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Go Round"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"To Hell With Officer Van Dyke"
The Lyrics
[[1st Verse:]]
While Chicago was very fast asleep
Many shots rang out loud
It was that innocent Black minor child
In the name of Laquan
He was smarter than anyone could be
Got good grades in his years
But something tragic hit him very hard
The Black community's in tears!
[[Chorus:]]
To hell with Jason Van Dyke
Shooting up any Black man
He shot him up cause he feel like it
And that's why he should burn in hell right now (x2)
[[2nd Verse:]]
Four years later after he smoked McDonald
Chicago took him to court
The jury found him guilty on all the charges
For shooting him sixteen times
Van Dyke's the Bill Cosby of shooting Black folks
Always doing things his way
I hope Van Dyke rots himself completely in jail
Without opportunity for bail!
[[Chorus:(x2)]]
[[Bridge:]]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Shots ended the life of that innocent Laquan! (x2)
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
[[Chorus(x4)]]
Boo-hoo!
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