Song Parodies -> "Super Nasty Asshole"

Original Song Title:

"Supermassive Blackhole"

Original Performer:

MUSE

Parody Song Title:

"Super Nasty Asshole"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Another capitalist pig chomping on his trough lollies. Listen to original song recording here

I wager on who’ll win in Darfur
Buy diamonds from Sierra Leone
Fake toothaches to steal gold from dentists
Son’s funeral? Forget to go

Yooooouuuuu invest in solar lights
Whooooooo cares about polar ice?

(Ooooooh)
Glaciers melting from my gelignite
As I set up another bottled water factory
(Just watch it all ignite)
(Ooooooh)
Lasers melt away that useless white
Making oodles of bucks makes me
(My jet’s too small)
It makes me super happy

I bought a dozen pools in Oman
Their drained water supply filled them blue
As hygiene faltered, town officials
Were soon forced to buy my bottled dew

Oooooooh, I own the Dollarmites
Fuuuuuuuel, let’s set more coal alight

(Ooooooh)
Braces melted from a dead young tyke
To make sequinned bras for a Lady Gaga dress up
(Get cocks and bulls to fight)
(Ooooooh)
Racecars nudge up your unleaded price
For my souped-up cars circling
(Just get that gold)
Fast things amuse the masses

Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole

Nature felling, it’s football-field sized
Prefer superstar soccer over shrubs and grasses
Graziers’ cattle getting fed up nice
These new steroid-stuffed snacks should make them supermassive

(Ooooooh)
Glaciers melting from my gelignite
As I set up another bottled water factory
(Just watch it all ignite)
(Ooooooh)
Lasers melt away that useless white
Making oodles of bucks makes me
(My jet’s too small)
It makes me super happy

Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole
Super nasty asshole

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Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment

You know, it would be nice to invest in gas stations (for it's high gas prices), bottled water factories, auto factories in order to make a bundle. Also great take in telling the story of an everyday capitalist baron, who can be greedy most of the time. I really enjoyed the OS and your parody! Here's an investment of $555.

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