Swear I'm not clowning, authenticated
Photos and vids as well, why would I fake it?
It's so unusual, a weird condition
Normally just displayed in cartoon fiction
But this is reality
Yeah, this time it's reality

Rid of it
I want to be rid of it
Get a start on stopping it
Really frigging hurts, hate it

'Cause my eyes keep bugging out
Yes, my eyes keep bugging out
Doesn't feel that great, I've found
The way that they're stretching out

You have to see it, you'll wish you didn't
What works in line-art does not in nonfiction
The pain that one might have, that sharp sensation
From staring contests? Picture that contained in
Two seconds, that's my life, you see

Rid of it
I want to be rid of it
I don't want them popping quick
With each shock or hot-ass chick

Yes, my eyes keep bugging out
My damn eyes keep bugging out
They should stay in, nice and round
Elongation weirds me out and other folks, I guess
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah, oh, yeah-ee-yeah

Yeah, this is something that should not be
Rid of it
I want to be rid of it
This is no on-purpose trick
It's involuntary shit

Yes, my eyes keep bugging out
My damn eyes keep bugging out
Least my jaw's not dropping down
Why'd I say that? Know that now I'm gonna gain that schtick
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-yeah, oh, yeah-eah-yeah