Whisky, Rum and Beer with foam
I drank like a dang swine!

This is Matthew Stovarsky’s 21st Birthday!

Whoo-Hoo!!!

Won’t get sh*tfaced on the first case
Roll the keg on out for some Beer Pong games
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
What an awesome gift! {Belch!} Yelled out “Yee-Haw!”
If I drank last year I would break the law
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)

Whoo-Hoo!!!

Wasted like Barney Gumble when walk I stumble
My brain gets really jumbled when cups are crumpled
Speech has become stammered because I’m hammered
Took my money out the bank to buy this kegger
One thing I dread is the taste of Jaeger
Pour me full of rum like a swashbuckler
I am not a mean drunk much more a cuddler
We get the best stuff from my friend a smuggler
Give a cheer for the beer “Hurrah!”
No more tears when it’s here “Hurrah!”
Get some honey drunk and she’ll take off her bra
Soon I get so trashed that I make these words up
“Chuka Kadup!, and “Mookadarup!”
Makes as much sense as this “Work It” song
Chug It
I drink beer like it’s water
Brain’s destroyed it went through this slaughter!

Will vomit spray on my Birthday?
I'm drunk as a clown while doing frat play
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
Do a random jig {Belch!} To a rap song
When we got this booze who needs a dang bong?
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)

If you’re a good pal you had better come
If you’re not mature
I’m arrested
I drained each cup like a redneck varmint
Don’t blow chucks onto my shag carpet
It’s getting pretty cramped in this apartment
Don’t bring champagne we aren’t that high class
Instead bring another 12 pack of Miller
Before you go trip lean on the pillar
Soon we break dance to that song “Thriller”
It’s so hard to choose cause I brought the works
(Sam Adams, Heineken, Harp Lager and more!)
And if I think you’re cute I’ll show you my private bar
I can make some mixed drinks like the “First Class Punch”
Also got apples, some green grapes and ripe plums
It’s the best way to go numb-numb-numb-numb
When I down the whole bottle I’m drunk-a-drunk-drunk
Poured you Smirnoff that you must consume!
Crashed with shoes on so we can mess with you!

Gonna pass out filling our mouths
Sucking down every drop out of that beer spout
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
Don’t call me a pig {Oink!} Cause my brain shrunk
If there is a test tomorrow I will sure flunk
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)

Booze, booze, and much more booze!
Schlitz, Bud, Mike’s Hard Ice Tea, Icehouse booze!
I’m so dang tight that I think I’ll die
Not so sly when Mike’s runs down my thigh
Girls hurl in the trash!
And don’t drink and drive or you’re sure to crash
I’m not tame when drunk it’s proclaimed
You can tell by the way my t-shirt’s beer stained
My friends are passed out like in a comma
In 8 months some sluts going to be mama
Tequila sure can cause a lot of drama
At the end of the night everyone is plastered
Play me at Beer Pong cause I’m the master
Keg’s empty and we’re dead drunk far gone
All of my guests are getting drawn on
When we get up our foreheads will shatter
We’re hungover and it hurts
Painful migraines shut up jerks!
Turn off that radio with those drum-drum-drum-drums!!!
Beer bottles, yuck, yuck, yuck, who wants to clean up?

So we partied extra hearty
And we all got f*ckfaced on Bacardi
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
Tried to take a swig {Belch!} But I can’t stop
I had to drink it all until the last drop
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)

Are you jealous? Whoooo!!!
I Plotzed
And now my beer gut’s so fat

It was crazy! Whooooo!!!
I feel like a hoodrat
We’re Clods