i hoped off the team bus too st Louis
test my dream against the cardinals
welcome to the land of major pitching
am i gonna fit in?

jumped on the mound
here i am for the first time
look to the right i see the first baseman
this all seems so crazy
they all are adjusting there croutches

my tummies turning as i throw the first pitch
too much pressure and im the muslim kid
thats when albert pujols hit my slider oh
and he hit a homeee run
and he hit a homeee run
while jay z is cheerinnnn

they all put there hands up
too that baseball song
"take me out to the ball game"
"take me out to the crowd"
i got my hands ready
for the next bad pitch
this is gonna be a very long game
oh
hitters party with my E.R.A
fans like to party to the baseball game
and im to blame

Get to fin way park in my team bus
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats getting stoned
She must be a yankee's fan

So hard with my team all around me
Its definitely not a woodstock party
Cause’ all I see raging fans
I guess I never got the memo

my tummies turning as i throw the first pitch
too much pressure im not liking this
im going to embarrass myself and my home town
at least Britney feels my pain (2)
we both hate the media!

repeat chorus

feel like going to the minors (pains not minor)
back to my hometown tonight (hope fans dont start a fight)
embarrassing myself every dang time (every dang time)
the D.J helps indeep but wont save my life

repeat chorus (2)