All along the jam band feel
We're like the String Cheese Incident
I know that cos we're jam all night
Wishing me well just like Jerry Garcia
You can feel me in your mind
Just take me all the Grateful Dead time

I say
'Oh poop'
You shake me along like Jerry Springer
I say
'Ich will'
Shake me along like an acoustic feel

If there's the Dave Matthews Band now
they can play 'Rapunzel' not 'Warehouse'
I like making a woosh noise
not a silly noise that a child does
I can sing it to my Phish
I can sing with my own pride
'Shine' 'December' 'The World I Know'
used to supermodel to that sheesh

I say
'yes please'
You take me up like i'm Mama Cass
I say
'where are we now'
you shake me up like Andrew Loog Oldham
Mama Cass
Didn't she choke on a ham sandwich
I say
'oh jizz'
You meet me again at a Wilco show


I say
'no thanks'
I don't wanna see the Grateful Dead
I say
'Bender'
Futurama put me in an acoustic feel
We say
'yes please'
shake my bum and change the world
I say
'please, no'
You remember me a Eddie Vedder