All the kiddies in the crowd
If you're hungry come on down!

[B:] It's me against the children
[M:] Uh uh
[B:] It's just me
[M:] And me
[B:] Yeah
[M:] C'mon
[M:] Hey Britney?
[B:] Are you ready?
[M:] Uh uh, are you?

[B&M:] They do not care
[B:] When they are hungry they'll eat anything
[B&M:] And then they stare
[B:] At their fat asses when they turn sixteen
[B&M:] When no one's there
[B:] They stuff their faces with all kinds of junk food
[B&M:] Tonight they're here
[B:] Smell the burgers grilling, they gotta buy one to
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take this kid's order
[B:] It's like a competition, me against the kid
[B:] I wanna see them get fat, wanna see them get fat
[B:] If you are too lazy to cook, look no further come to this place
[B:] You are so hungry, you don't know
[B:] That the burgers are actually cat, are actually cat
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]

[B&M:] All the kiddies by the door
[B:] Let me see your stomachs
[M:] Let me see them
[B&M:] I know that you all want more
[B:] Let me see you burst
[M:] I wanna see ya
[B&M:] All the kiddies round the world
[B:] Let me see your stomachs
[M:] Let me see them
[B&M:] Listen all you boys and girls
[B:] You will become fat
[M:] You will become fat
[B&M:] So how would you like a friendly competition
[B&M:] Let's take on the grill
[B&M:] It's you and me baby, we sell fast food
[B&M:] Making money is our thrill

[B&M:] Look at them eat
[B:] Their stomachs feel bad and they're all in pain
[B&M:] They love red meat
[B:] Their waists are growing at a rapid pace
[B&M:] Then their stomachs churn
[B:] They let out a loud one and it stinks the place
[B&M:] So hard to learn
[B:] All they think about is eating cake
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take this kid's order
[B:] It's like a competition, me against the kid
[B:] I wanna see them get fat, wanna see them get fat
[B:] If you are too lazy to cook, look no further come to this place
[B:] You are so hungry, you don't know
[B:] That the burgers are actually cat, are actually cat
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS - as before]

[B&M:] Eat a burger, hard to lose some weight
[B&M:] Abuse your body and get fatter
[B&M:] People call you fatty, you're not a hotty
[M:] Hey Britney
[B&M:] We can be open all night long

[M:] Hey Britney, the children have no self control
[M:] Come over here I got somethin' to show ya
[M:] Playful kiddies, you will all be fat when you become old
[M:] If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
[M:] All the kiddies in the crowd, you will all get fat
[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch the kids get fat

[B&M:] Kids by the door, they have no control
[B&M:] Ruin their bodies and let it fall
[B&M:] If you are so hungry, just grab money
[M:] Hey Britney
[B&M:] We can open all night long

[CHORUS - as before]

[M:] All the kiddies in the crowd, let me see your stomachs
[M:] C'mon Britney take their orders, make the children fat
[M:] All the kiddies round the world, we're open all night long
[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch the kids get fat