Many times that I've been told, that chips go cold
but they don't know, potato suits me
They may not say it's healthy food
but they're just rude, and I'll get some beer

Mmmm
Chips with Gravy, Thats just crazy
It's the Ketchup that I'm wanting
But not with Gravy, Pickles maybe
and I want some bread and butter

Cakes and pizzas don't replace the need
or taste as real, at dinner time
cause whatever fee here, cod is fine
put salt and vinegar on mine

Mmmm
Not with gravy, thats just crazy
It's the scampi that I'm wanting
But not with Gravy, Pickles maybe
and I want some bread and butter

Mmmm Mmmm, tastless gravy
Is just crazy, Bread and butter with battered cod
See I, Don't want gravy
Scallops maybe, and some scraps would be really nice