Song Parodies -> "Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Tongue"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_paarodies

The Lyrics

I originally wanted to turn this into 'Dumb', then I saw how many 'Dumb''s there were, so I left it until now.

I'm tired of eating what you want me to eat
Feeling so hungry, it's making me angry
Don't know what I should have just for lunch
Put inside the oven a pie with extra sauce
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
Every bite that I take is another tastebud that's burnt
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

Can't you see that I'm putting ice on it
Holding it tightly afraid that it'll fall off
Cause that small pie that I thought I could eat
Has burned of my tonsils right infront of you
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
Every bite that I take is another tastebud that's burnt
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
And every second I waste is more pain that I take

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

And I know
I may end up burning too
But I know
You are just like me with some burning pie filling in you

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Don't remember the pacing to TOS... Hey, who are you? The conqueror of paarodies? You know, there happens to be a guy who's the conqueror of PARODIES who writes pretty cool stuff! ;-)

Billy Boyd - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny and great pacing. All 5's.

john ulvang - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment

personally I pour hot coffee on a burning tongue. Anyway you hafta eat the damn pie while it's hot or just wait til it's cold and hard. No in-between. point well made, Bon apetit

bobpiecheese - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, Dutch guy? I screwed up the spelling, alright? I'll re-submit it as I usually do when I screw up spelling.

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