Song Parodies -> "Using The Hatchet"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

"Using The Hatchet"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This song is from a kid's point of view. his parents are pshyco! and in the end the mom kills his dad with a hatchet.....wow we sure have along way since the Brady Bunch. Peace---Ghetto John

Memories of doom
their opening the room
He's kicking out my mom again
I just assume
I'm safe here in my room
[Unless they try to start again]

I don't want to be the one
Who senses such abuse
Its easy to realize
My folks are so confused

I don't know what their fighting for
Or why they have to scream
I don't know why she's screaming rape
I guess he's being mean,
I don't know how they got this way
I hope they'll be alright
but's she's using the hatchet
Tonight!

There is no cure
Shes breaking down the door
My dad has met his match again,
He's such a whore
So many times before
He came home then he left again

Their tearing down the walls
Their screaming its your fault
They'll never fight again
Cus this is how it ends

I don't know what their fighting for
Or why they have to scream
I don't know why she's screaming rape
I guess he's being mean,
I don't know how they got this way
I hope they'll be alright
but's she's using the hatchet
using the hatchet
HE DIED!

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