Mr. Tennessee
Is always prissy
Mr. Don't help me out
or I'll punch you somewhere that will make you winny
He's so fat he makes a sumo wrestler look skinny
Mr. Ooooh, Is that a twinky

Mr Tennessee is so large
He is as big as a river barge
When he cuts the cheese
It makes a relly big breeze

Mr. Tennessee
Is so big
He jumped in the ocean
and people started screaming free willy
Mr. Tennessee
Is getting married
Hmmmm, I wonder if his future wife will be all hairy

Mr. Tennessee is so large
He is the size of a river barge
When he cuts the cheese,
It makes a really stong breeze.

Mr. Tennessee is so large
When he sits in his car it won't even start
Hmm, he thinks, this is a good time to fart
He walks inside, eats some beans
Goes back out to his car, farts,
What do you know it starts

Mr. Tennessee is large
He is the size of a river barge
When he cuts, the cheese
It makes, a very strong breeze

Mr. Tennessee is so large
He is the size of a river barge
When he, cuts the cheese
I makes a very strong breeze