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Song Parodies -> "Ripped Off"
Original Song Title:
"Tik Tok"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
"Ripped Off"
Parody Written by:
Musical Gunny
The Lyrics
Wake up in the morning feeling like real shitty
Paid way to much, for the stuff, I bought in the city
After I leave, hit the streets, I get scammed out of cash
How the hell was I too know there was no Jack?
I’m talking ‘bout bastards taking my money
They think it is real funny
They take it then start running
And when they give a chance for it back
I just didn’t see the fact
That there was probably still no Jack.
It’s sad, really bad
That I keep going mad
Since lately, it just seems
Scam artists are hunting me
Ripped off, non-stop
I should really wizen up, now
It’s sad, really bad
That I keep going mad
Since lately, it just seems
Scam artists are hunting me
Ripped off, non-stop
I should really wizen up, now
I got some cash in my pocket and I’m in need of a car
So I go down to the car yard to a Toyota
I don’t see what I want, so I start to bail
But a car dealer won’t pass up a potential sale
I’m talkin’ making the deal seem nice, nice
Pretending to lower the price, price
His words designed to entice, tice
Now, now, when he hands over the keys, keys
Would you even believe?
A guy died in the back seat
Died in the back s-
Damn him, watch him grin
As I drive away from him
With a car, that the Ma-
Fia used for disposing of squealers
Ripped off, and the Don
Got the cash for which I paid for, it
Damn him, watch him grin
As I drive away from him
With a car, that the Ma-
Fia used for disposing of squealers
Ripped off, and the Don
Got the cash for which I paid for, it
I get built up
I get knocked down
I just mix in
With the wrong crowd
I try to hard
To stop now
It just won’t come
That I’ve worked out
I get built up
I get knocked down
I just mix in
With the wrong crowd
I try to hard
But it is hard
Yeah it is hard
Now, I hear the dictionary has removed gullible
Goddamn, not again
I think I’m gonna go insane
Since lately, it seems
Everything’s against me
Ripped off, ‘coz I thought
That gullible was gone, no
Goddamn, not again
I think I’m gonna go insane
Since lately, it seems
Everything’s against me
Ripped off, ‘coz I thought
That gullible was gone, no
Paid way to much, for the stuff, I bought in the city
After I leave, hit the streets, I get scammed out of cash
How the hell was I too know there was no Jack?
I’m talking ‘bout bastards taking my money
They think it is real funny
They take it then start running
And when they give a chance for it back
I just didn’t see the fact
That there was probably still no Jack.
It’s sad, really bad
That I keep going mad
Since lately, it just seems
Scam artists are hunting me
Ripped off, non-stop
I should really wizen up, now
It’s sad, really bad
That I keep going mad
Since lately, it just seems
Scam artists are hunting me
Ripped off, non-stop
I should really wizen up, now
I got some cash in my pocket and I’m in need of a car
So I go down to the car yard to a Toyota
I don’t see what I want, so I start to bail
But a car dealer won’t pass up a potential sale
I’m talkin’ making the deal seem nice, nice
Pretending to lower the price, price
His words designed to entice, tice
Now, now, when he hands over the keys, keys
Would you even believe?
A guy died in the back seat
Died in the back s-
Damn him, watch him grin
As I drive away from him
With a car, that the Ma-
Fia used for disposing of squealers
Ripped off, and the Don
Got the cash for which I paid for, it
Damn him, watch him grin
As I drive away from him
With a car, that the Ma-
Fia used for disposing of squealers
Ripped off, and the Don
Got the cash for which I paid for, it
I get built up
I get knocked down
I just mix in
With the wrong crowd
I try to hard
To stop now
It just won’t come
That I’ve worked out
I get built up
I get knocked down
I just mix in
With the wrong crowd
I try to hard
But it is hard
Yeah it is hard
Now, I hear the dictionary has removed gullible
Goddamn, not again
I think I’m gonna go insane
Since lately, it seems
Everything’s against me
Ripped off, ‘coz I thought
That gullible was gone, no
Goddamn, not again
I think I’m gonna go insane
Since lately, it seems
Everything’s against me
Ripped off, ‘coz I thought
That gullible was gone, no
(c) Kieran Dell 16/08/2010 Feel free to friend me on Facebook (send me a message from where I know you, otherwise I'll probably ignore it). http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000921470158
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Brilliant! Nice to see some fresh talent in here. 555
I'll scam you these 5's.
It's a rip-off all right! Not your parody but the situation itself. But you did a great job spoofing this OS. Yeah, the Mafia are dangerous and crooked as well, but they are tough but interesting characters in movies. 5's and ditto on Chance's comment.
Thanks. I intend to post more, but I am trying to balance this with school work.
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