Song Parodies -> "I'm Back In First ( And I Like It)"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

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"I'm Back In First ( And I Like It)"

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The Lyrics

finally tied again with Sloop John B..phew he is as prolific as me..

This was always the way I planned
'twas my intention
submit and save I'm the man, write indiscretions
it's just what I'm used to, just wanna be the one
was furious John beat my submissions

I'm back in first and I like it
the taste of the frontal slapstick
I'm back in front thought I'd try it
hope my John friiend doesn't mind it

second's wrong, and first is right
don't mean I can rest tonight
I'm back in first and i like it
I like it

no, I don't even think i care it doesn't matter
it's my inellectual game just human nature
it's what good boys do, but not how I should behave
my songs get so abused for what I say

I'm back in first and I like it
the taste of the frontal slapstick
I'm back in front thought I'd try it
hope my John friiend doesn't mind it
second's wrong, and first is right
don't mean I can rest tonight
I'm back in first and i like it
I like it

with Chuck it is so magical
I'm in, hey PIPS! so readable
hard to resist o-dumbables
I'm good, don't deny it
it ain't no big deal.. I win again

I'm back in first and I like it
the taste of the frontal slapstick
I'm back in front thought I'd try it
hope my John friiend doesn't mind it
second's wrong, and first is right
don't mean I can rest tonight
I'm back in first and i like it
I like it

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Silver Power - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Maybe you shouldn't be so cocky. I admire your ability to submit so many parodies. But John A. Barry chooses quality over quantity, and I can respect that. For example, pacing was off, so 3. Wasn't funny, 2. Overall, 2. I don't think I've ever rated John that low. And he doesn't have to bash Barack Obama in two thirds of them. Try harder, and maybe there won't be so many uno bombers. I, however, will stand with my, perhaps not high, but definitely fair score of 3, 2, 2.

Jason - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

I echo SP's comment.

Higgins Sucks - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

You do write ALOT of parodies...that would be great, except for one thing...they all suck. Even your non-political parodies. You're just terrible. But hey, if you like getting 1's all the time, I'm happy to help you.

A thinned skinned hypocrite - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

BooHissBile&P***. I don't even read 'em, just vote 1's. If only you'd bash Bush, Rush, & Sarah. You'd be so popular. Don't you want to be in with the cool crowd? The enlightened, self annointed saviors of the universe.

Tommy Turtle - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Never mind the politics (sometimes I agree with you), but gloating isn't pretty. DKTOS, so benefit of doubt on pacing. 5-1-3

Crapola - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment

All of yoUr work sucks... Expecially this song since not only do you bash Barack Obama (One of our best prsidents so far!!!1!!!!!) BUT you're also tooo full of yourself!!!!!1!!1! You suck and have no friends on this site.

Karane - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment

I completely agree, your parodies suck!!!!!Malcolm, i have read a few of your parodies and honestly i am displeased, yes i agree there are alot better things that Obama could be doing but, you must take into consideration with the fact that he is having to fix all of Bush's screw ups. give him time, he is just starting out, and i am not saying this because i like Obama, cause i honestly dont care for him too much myself but still he does not deserve the crude and harsh comments that you are portraying in ur songs.

Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Crapola and Karane: In all fairness, many people were just as cruel to W. ... I didn't like a lot about him, but tried to make my various spoofs good-humored, rather than the trashings of the type you're referring to. (No plugs, sorry.... you can search my page if you doubt me.) Shoe is on the other foot now. (still doesn't make it right, just an observation.)

Crapola, "All of yoUr work sucks" is a categorical statement, which is risky to make: it's disproven by a single example. Please read Malcolm's "SEALS" post of April 14,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/disney71.shtml
and see if you still think it *all* is bad. ("Most" is, logically, a safer statement to express your opinion.) Cheers from a got-straight-A's-in-logic geek.

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