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Song Parodies -> "Real Bad Itch"
Original Song Title:
"Cold Hard Bitch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jet
Parody Song Title:
"Real Bad Itch"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Gotta leave now
Gotta make an appointment
Spent all my cash
On that fancy rash ointment
Ain't gonna hang around cause it's very contagious
I don't wanna hold hands because this rash is outrageous, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
It itches so bad
I'll be scratching all night
It's like have chicken pox
On top of a bug bite
I gotta go home because it's reproducing
Gotta put on the cream but I think the cream is losing, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Gotta make an appointment
Spent all my cash
On that fancy rash ointment
Ain't gonna hang around cause it's very contagious
I don't wanna hold hands because this rash is outrageous, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
It itches so bad
I'll be scratching all night
It's like have chicken pox
On top of a bug bite
I gotta go home because it's reproducing
Gotta put on the cream but I think the cream is losing, alright!
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Yeah I'm scratching
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's all over my hips
That's what I don't need
I'm scratching, save me
Real bad itch
It's on my back and my lips
And it is on my knees
I'm scratching, save me
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I can't believe the 2 other guys gave this a 2! GENIOUS!
(ABC) I don't know if it's the video that's a different version than what you used or you just messed up the pacing in the second verse (my bet's on the former cause I've never known you to screw up that badly), but otherwise this was pretty good. Choruses coulda used some variation, but otherwise I had fun. 555 scratches!
Gotta watch out for that poison ivy! Here's 555 tubs of ointment for you!
Seemed a bit repetitive to me.
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