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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Remember"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Remember"

Original Performer:

Jay Sean

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Remember"

Parody Written by:

Connor McGilligan

The Lyrics

This song is about drinking so much you can't remember the night before p.s the mention of "Griff" is a heavy drinking, Tequila loving friend of mine p.p.s "craic" is an Irish colloquialism for a good time
Hey!
One Shot!
Yeah!
Two More!
Let’s go ahh!!!
This one right here is for all the ladies
Ladies who want to get handsey

Holler at them Griff
I’ve been thinking ‘bout last night
And why the f**k did we leave
Cause back there, it didn’t have to end,
So now we can start again

There’s nothing i didn’t say
So let’s waste another day
Just us at the bar tonight
Everything will be ok

If it’s alright with you
Cause it’s alright with me
I’m gonna get another drink
Let’s lose some memories

I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had

Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Please bring me back
Yo Griff, slammers for these ladies!

So far a lot is missing
I wish i could see it again
Oh f**k how did i do it?
And how about we don’t let this happen again

There’s nothing i didn’t say
So let’s waste another day
Just us at the bar tonight
Everything will be ok

If it’s alright with you
Cause it’s alright with me
I’m gonna get another drink
Let’s lose some memories

I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had

Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Please bring me back

Yo ay get the tab lets figure out a time when we begun
Right now what was drink number one?
Well it might be far-fetched girl but it was the rum
I’ve got this memory kinda hazy and it may sound like a pun
I’m really struggling but f**k it let the good vibes run
Man i had a shitload of champagne
Took a real bad trip up on benzene
Well i know every drink makes me feel alright look i tell you this coz it f**ks with my world
Won’t change, just rearrange find a girl who love my world
The Uni years I’m defo gonna miss this, ah f**k i just need a piss
Now that you’ve heard
Now that you’ve heard
Now that you’ve heard, word, girl
There’s nothing i didn’t say
So let’s waste another day
Just us at the bar tonight
Everything will be ok

If it’s alright with you
Cause it’s alright with me
I’m gonna get another drink
Let’s lose some memories

I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
I can’t remember
All of the craic we had

Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Right so bring me back (bring me back)
Please bring me back

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