Clogging the phone,
Wired dial up it is slow.
It takes you three days
Just for your iPod to get movies.
To get online,
You see,
It's so slow you go insane.
So can we get high,
Hi-Speed,
To get on my Facebook page.

Maybe my birthday?
Won't wait til Thursday!
Can we please hurry,
Because, yes, our Internet is down.
Is it the money,
Fifty bucks monthly?
Because satellite prices are down, doowwn, dooowwwn.
And of course our Internet crashed down!

Homework this week
Involves us being online to work nightly.
We get away, vaca,
Just for the free Wi-Fi in Super 8.
An email you try to read,
But the size is seven megs.
Schools block all our sites, proxies,
Anything involving games.
Internet is fun, okay!

This connection's frayed.
It should be easy.
Even my mommy
Doesn't want this Internet that's down.
Must be the money,
Sixty bucks monthly...
But cable prices are now going down, doowwn, dooowwwn.
Would our Internet stop crashing down!

No Wi-fi for the Wii,
Or Nintendo's WFC.
Down on the computer,
It's still at speeds below MB.
It's slow, loading screen,
Punched it cause I got angry,
And then when I came back later,
Oh man, the screen just closed and freeze!
Like the entire world
Got rid of their dial up ,
Do it look like we having fun? We still got it so we not.
Once we had an air card for four weeks,
Got good 3G,
AT&T,
Until daddy
Got rid of it cause its not free.

It's not the 90s.
Only in my dreams,
Please don't remind me,
That we have an Internet that's down.
Surely the money,
Eighty bucks monthly!
We're the last, run dial up outta town, oouut of tooowwwn,
Because our internet's always down!