everybody heres being sent crazy
and they haven't bought your new record lately
but they bought another groups instead

when they see you they can never remember
who your names are after september
and a new boy bands easy to find

we outsold mick jagger for a couple of days (maybe maybe)
we won't get to number one and stay, oh oh

Whenever we're dropped (no one'll be there)
career in panto(no one'll be there)
our fifteen minutes (yeah yeah)
our well and truly up (fifteen minutes from the day job)

Whenever we're dropped (no one'll be there)
career in panto(no one'll be there)
our fifteen minutes (yeah yeah)
our well and truly up (fifteen minutes from the day job)

you're as wet as the stormiest weather
always think that the sales'll be better
but the songwriter must never had spared the time

though the records the same as the other
all your fans have got more maturer
so you need to apply back at macdonalds

we outsold McCartnet for a couple of days (maybe maybe)
we'll get to the bargain bin and stay, oh oh

Whenever we're dropped (no one'll be there)
career in panto(no one'll be there)
our fifteen minutes (yeah yeah)
our well and truly up (fifteen minutes from the day job)

Whenever we're dropped (no one'll be there)
career in panto(no one'll be there)
our fifteen minutes (yeah yeah)
our well and truly up (fifteen minutes from the day job)

theres always street cleaning baby,
and prostitution brings a good wage (your fifteen minutes)
oh yeah (I think you had your fifteen minutes)

and you can reform when your fifty
just like ah-ha and culture club did
oh oh
cos you'll be playing gigs for free
yeah yeah yeah