Song Parodies -> "Chavvy Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Chavvy Girl"

Parody Written by:

DJ Pikey

The Lyrics

This Song Is Funny And weird. NOT FOR PIKEYS TO HEAR! This Is Also Explicit In Some Parts.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...

If I Was A Chavvy Girl,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
No Geek Will Chat To Me, Or Crap On Me My Chaviness Protects Me
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl

I Buy Gold And Bling
This Is Why I Can't Sing:
I'm A Fat Chav
So Fat I Jiggle
I Live In A Rickety Caravan
I Wear Bench, McKenzie And Sh*t
Outside, I Go To The Lav

If I Was A Chavvy Girl,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
No Geek Will Chat To Me, Or Crap On Me My Chaviness Protects Me
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl

I Think I'm The Best
My Bruvs Wear No Vest
Cuz They Are Chavs
I Drink Booze
Thats My Living
I Bully People At School
I Also Eat My Mums Poo

If I Was A Chavvy Girl,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
No Geek Will Chat To Me, Or Crap On Me My Chaviness Protects Me
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl

I Live On The East Side
Just With My Proper British Pride
I Like Bling It Is Cool
I Beat Up My Friends
Because I Am Great
Whoops I Just Slipped Over
Into My Swimming Pool

If I Was A Chavvy Girl,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
No Geek Will Chat To Me, Or Crap On Me My Chaviness Protects Me
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
If I Was A Chavvy Girl,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl
No Geek Will Chat To Me, Or Crap On Me My Chaviness Protects Me
You See, I'd Have All The Cider In The World, If I Was A Chavvy Girl

Na Na Na Na Na Na... Oh For God Sake F*** Off You Gays

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