Yo I’m white! (hold up!)
Do the Special Ed (3x)
When the retards hit the floor
I be-
Do the Special Ed (3x)

When I hit the dance flo, I be dancing special Ed
All the ladies be watchin, callin me re-tar-did
I’m a D-UM-B-A double S true
You say your wanna face off, but what did my Facebook do to you?
Now you can lean wit it
And you can rock wit it
And if you got Donuts, you can pay a cop wit it
I deed it, deed it (4x)
Now hit the Pikachu, hit the Pikachu
That’s animal abuse, Ima tell Professor Oak on you
Now you can do this dance, just pull down your pants
And run around and scream “this white thinks he can actually rap!”

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Now watch me do it old school like Nintendo (do it)
Go to the mental hospital, the crazies wanna go
(Girl in background) Look I can do the Special Ed!
Well let me see you do it
Te-tengo un arbor in mis pantalonas
Ay, now I can do my dance, but amputees can not
People in wheel chairs can, as long as their arms work
Spe-cial… now do it properly
Take your right arm
Cut your shoulder like a Dee Dee Dee

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If you put this song on your iPod, it won’t even read it
Be like “We can’t play this song, cause it’s too damn amazing”
Like Chinese, this dance will make your body Wok
Do the special ed. Point your fingers and do the clock
Now go to your room, and turn on some cartoons
Don’t watch Pokémon, watch some Scoo-be-de-Doo
Watch that, Scoo-be-de-Doo (4x)

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