Song Parodies -> "Give Me Candy Canes"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me Novacaine"

Original Performer:

"Give Me Candy Canes"

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The Lyrics

This is about a guy who will eat nothing but candy canes.

Take away the chocolate from my sight
Get Reese's Cups out of my head
And if I get a toothache, I don't mind
I can't take this waiting anymore

Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
But those sweet candy canes

I cannot get them out of mind
When I sleep, that's all that I dream
I love the minty tasting, that's alright
I believe they're better than air,
I'll tell you what

Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes

Oh candy canes

Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes

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