Never saw him on tv
Or reading a magazine
He's always watching the big screen
All he really does is moan
Talkin to me on the phone
Sayin whats on tv
I'd like to see him spend a week
Livin life with no tv
I dont think he would survive
If he could spend a day or two
Walkin in a scientists shoes
I think he'd blow his own head off
He'd blow it off
Off
My friend yeah he's so retarded
He's got so manny problems
So manny problems
If he's got so manny problems
Why can't he solve them
Why can't he solve them
Ya know once he tried to commit suicide
It ended up some one else died
He was locked up in a cell
And once he tried to practice ball
He swung the bat and then let go
It hit some guy strait in the head
I'd like to see him do some thing right
Other than get in a fight
I wanna see him atleast trie
He should spend a year or two
Goin to a summer school
Maybe he would to fly
Learn to fly
Fly
My friend yeah he's so retarded
He's so retarded
So retarded
Yeah he's got so many problems
Why cant he solve them
Why cant he solve them
My friend yeah he's so retarded
He's so retarded
So retarded
Yeah he's got so many problems
So many problems
Think I could solve them
My friend is so retarded
My friend is so retarded
My friend is so retarded