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Song Parodies -> "Mongoose Bars"
Original Song Title:
"Handlebars"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Flobots
Parody Song Title:
"Mongoose Bars"
Parody Written by:
Mike "5-head" Warner
The Lyrics
I couldn't realy think of a title so I just said mongoose bars, it has nothing to do with the song except that its about halo... Like the original song is about two different people, so is my parody. the first half is a halo pro, the second half is a noob
(pro)
I can beat the game without Arbiter
without Arbiter
without Arbiter
I can beat the game without Arbiter
without Arbiter
without Arbiter
Look at me look at me
just sat down to play halo 3
On LIVE
and im a famous fragger
My global score is rank 93
I think I just broke a record
they just tossed theyre remote control
now they have to put it back together
I can kill you with a man cannon
I can show you how to fly a pelican
I can't wait for Halo Wars
It's gonna be for the win
Me and my friends killed tarterus
Me and my friends wrote the strategy book
and can you guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause look.
If you play me youl all get boned
youll all get boned
youll all get boned
Cause you still live in the basement of your mothers home
your mothers home
your mothers home
(N00b)
Look at me look at me
just trying to say stop killing me
I cry, just got spartan lazored
im all curled up with no energy
I cant get a kill, ill pick up flame thrower
but then I dropped its magazine
and got lit up with 5 gallons of my own gasoline
I can make an organized game chaotic
I can't survive in modded conditions
my skills smell like buisness
I suck because im a product
losers, 'naders, amd ghost abusers
these are the skills ill use in the future
get pissed off and turn off my system
I offer up no resistence because
I cam spam your headset with my microphone
my microphone
my microphone
my internet is slower than a mule
than a mule
than a mule
(back to pro)
Look at me
Splatter spree
driving and I won't stop
and it feels so good to have my score on top
my rank is global
my connection secure
my network is local
my power is pure
I can send out a million invitations
when they join kill em all with assasinations
energy sword gives em lacerations
strike fear in the entire nation
I can boot anybody from our missions
just because I dont like them
And I can end the game without permission
I have it all under my command because
I can kill you without putting up a fight
putting up a fight
putting up a fight
and I can get a headshot without a scope
without a scope
without a scope
and ill make sure that all you lost
that all you lost
that all you lost
I can beat the game without arbiter
without arbiter
without arbiter
I can beat the game without Arbiter
without Arbiter
without Arbiter
I can beat the game without Arbiter
without Arbiter
without Arbiter
Look at me look at me
just sat down to play halo 3
On LIVE
and im a famous fragger
My global score is rank 93
I think I just broke a record
they just tossed theyre remote control
now they have to put it back together
I can kill you with a man cannon
I can show you how to fly a pelican
I can't wait for Halo Wars
It's gonna be for the win
Me and my friends killed tarterus
Me and my friends wrote the strategy book
and can you guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause look.
If you play me youl all get boned
youll all get boned
youll all get boned
Cause you still live in the basement of your mothers home
your mothers home
your mothers home
(N00b)
Look at me look at me
just trying to say stop killing me
I cry, just got spartan lazored
im all curled up with no energy
I cant get a kill, ill pick up flame thrower
but then I dropped its magazine
and got lit up with 5 gallons of my own gasoline
I can make an organized game chaotic
I can't survive in modded conditions
my skills smell like buisness
I suck because im a product
losers, 'naders, amd ghost abusers
these are the skills ill use in the future
get pissed off and turn off my system
I offer up no resistence because
I cam spam your headset with my microphone
my microphone
my microphone
my internet is slower than a mule
than a mule
than a mule
(back to pro)
Look at me
Splatter spree
driving and I won't stop
and it feels so good to have my score on top
my rank is global
my connection secure
my network is local
my power is pure
I can send out a million invitations
when they join kill em all with assasinations
energy sword gives em lacerations
strike fear in the entire nation
I can boot anybody from our missions
just because I dont like them
And I can end the game without permission
I have it all under my command because
I can kill you without putting up a fight
putting up a fight
putting up a fight
and I can get a headshot without a scope
without a scope
without a scope
and ill make sure that all you lost
that all you lost
that all you lost
I can beat the game without arbiter
without arbiter
without arbiter
I wrote this really fast because I haven't put anything up in a while, it's not as good as I can do but oh well. Go check out Pieality if you liked this and im working on another son parody of Icky thump. check back later
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