Don't laugh at me
My name's Sammy
I'm fighting snakes with glee
You mock me, but watch me
You're all too kind.

Should I do this flick?
Plot too thick?
As long as I can endanger myself.
Looks so intriguing
An airplane with reptiles on board
And I'll give it a try
And seal my fate.

Don't laugh at me
I'm not crazy
This film is great, you'll see.
The winner,
Best Actor
I will define

Couldn't say it's lame
With my name
It's so exciting to live with this fame
Pythons have raided
The pilot's sedated
I won't be the victim this time,
Oh, it's so great.

So don't laugh at me
Spend your money
There is no mystery
I can't wait
Starts today
This gem is mine

I always let you watch the trailer
The sequel, I will be a sailor
"Snakes on Ships"

How can you not watch, open-eyed?
How can you, with my catchy lines

So don't laugh at me
Just come watch me
It's this year's best movie
Don't jeer at me
The show's at three
So please get in line.