Intro:
(Syncronos making sounds)
Ok!
Guess who's back
Back again
Sync is back!
Let's begin!

Now everyone report to the message board
To the message board, to the message board
Now everyone report to the message board
Alright Stop...Banana time!

Verse 1:
Waddup, Amirighters! What's goin' on?
Guess who's back with some brand new songs!
And I don't mean song as in a new lie from the presidential George Dub-ya guy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
"It's him!" Sync has got a brand new roll of film
What else could I possibly do to pitch in?
I done messed with everyone except Eminem
That's not a stab at Marshall
I mess with everyone, I'm not partial
I go a little bit nuts, is that wrong?
I get a little bit out of control with my songs
Yes, Lord, I've got another song
Stand up, stomp your feet, and sing along
With the rhythm and the tempo
Like me, see? It's simple. And it's cool if you let one go
Everybody's on the net! Who'd hear it?
Give a little "poop toot", it's ok (Fart Sound)
Oops! Guess I pushed too hard
I hope these underwear came with Scotch Guard

Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Might be crass
Like saying "wipe your ass!"
Oops I mean butt. Butt butt butt
(Rice Cube) Syncronos is a nut!

Alright now spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Keep writing
Aah aah aah aah aah
It's frightening!
Aah aah
Like lightning! Frightening! aah aah

Verse 2:
It's Friday and it's payday
Cash on Saturday, Spent it all on Sunday
Broke on Monday, What'll my wife say?
I've still got lotsa bills to pay
Crusin' on the highway
Feelin' kinda queasy
Got my brights on, driving the wrong way
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get home
My wife is gonna kick my ass!

Excuse me hon, I don't mean to sound like a joke
But spent up all my money and now I'm broke
See me holding up this sign "Will work for food"
For enough, I'll do anything you want me to..."Dude!"
So, what's my job man?
What's your name?
"Man you musta just broke your brain!"
Rice! aah aah
Watt Daddy! Pain!
It's too weird to explain! Insane!

Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Might sound crass
Like saying "wipe your ass!"
Oops I mean butt. Butt butt butt
(Rice Cube) Syncronos, you're a nut!
Alright now spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Keep writing!
Aah aah aah aah aah
It's frightening
Aah aah
Like lightning! Frightening aah aah

Verse 3:
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was spending all my money
At the club screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
Honey I'm sorry, I don't remember
Thought I didn't drink much
Guess I did though
She said "save it
Boy, when I get you back home
You know that I'm really gonna KICK YOUR ASS!"

Now this is the part where I ran outta words
No adjectives, only nouns and verbs
Everything looks like it's really absurd
The song comes back and I remember what I heard
Snap back to hilarity
Look! A Sync parody!
You really think I'll submit this!?
Yup, you're damn right!
Rubble rubble rubble rubble rubble rubble rubble
I think I just got robbed by the Hamburglar
Rubble rubble rubble Writers! What? Writers! What?
In your next song, people hold up lighters! What?
Black songs
White songs
Silly songs
Rap songs
Pop songs
Rock songs
"Jenny from the block" songs
Everyone submit your parody
Just for charity, and some hilarity
Add passion, then some action
Just go aah aah aah aah
It's so relaxin'!

Chorus:
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Might sound crass
Like saying "wipe your ass!"
Oops I mean butt. Butt butt butt
You're right! I AM a nut!
Alright now spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just spoof it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Keep writing!
Aah aah aah aah aah
It's frightening!
Aah aah
Like lightning! Frightning! aah aah

Outro:
Ow ow...she kicked my ass
Ow ow...she kicked my ass
Oh man she kicked my ass
"You mean butt." No, I said ass...ass...