May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real STG please own up?
I repeat, will the real STG please own up?
We're gunna have a problem here

You act like we never read a parody before
STG wrote more
than Jim or Darkjon even saw
and they aint ones that you just ignore
He first wrote some songs, writing more over and over
Its a parody by, no wait no way,
STG dont abriviate
he writes to Dr Dre about how people are illiterate
Dr Dres done, just look at the voting results
Feminest women, no problem to him
STG writes more than them
walking around writing 'bout God knows what
then an imposter comes and writes as S also
but Lebiew saw that it was different
but STG didnt even know what song it was to
Lebiew posted it at the board, and we saw who was who

But its cool to write, as long as you got it planned out
you gotta write like him in order to be aloud
and you should put your name up and stand proud
And thats the messege we deliver to everyone
and expect them to not know what a STG song is
Of course they're gunna know 'bout punctuation use
by the time he hit forth grade
he must've had his first twenty
if yu gunna make a sensation
remember punctuation
which is importent
but if they write using names of others
why cant they remember tha commas?
but if S doesnt care, maybe they're brothers,
readers vote on S' songs, make sure they're by the right one

Hes STG, yes hes tha real S
All you fake STGs, you must confess
So wont the real writer, please own up
please own up, please own up

S dont gotta because he trys to make some records
well he do, but I dont know what he gotta do
You think he gives a damn about a parody
half of the voters like his songs from just seeing them
But S, what if you win, it wont be too weird
Why, so a man could steel my Idea?
So I could write some songs about Britney Spears
wow, Christina Agulara, beter be prepared
So I can write about Alvin Dover and Skiskus Sirus
So I can hear 'em argue who bashed Bush first
You insane kid, you wrote my my name on a parody
Yea, hes good, but I think credit shall go to he
I just cant wait till its an Mp3
and show the whole world "who is STG"
Im sick of all these songs that go nowhere, but deserve it
So I write now so I can find you
And theres a million writers behind me
Who write like me, who respect da name of STG
Who vote for me, admire me, read my parodies
And might just be the next best thing, but not quite

Im STG, yes Im tha real S
All you fake STGs, you must confess
So wont the real writer, please own up
please own up, please own up

my songs have an instant rythem too
'cause Im only giving things that I thought up in my livin room
I dont even know this guy, Michael Jetrye
I gotta just thank Lebiew15
I just get at the site and write it
So please now will you admit it
I just wrote much more now than 90% of you writers out there can
Then you wonder how I can write faster than Light speed
Its funny, 'cause at the rate Im going, when Im 30, Ill have over a thousand
Im not the only person at amiright writing
Theres Mike, Mike, Taoist and Tone-def
And Tong and Miller also write millions
and every single person is an STG lurking
He could be writing the best things, but hes only at 50
Or at amiright searching
trying to make the best entry
reading STG's songs, and enjoyin'
So will the real writer please own up
put one name on those songs and remember it
And be proud to be writing good songs and enjoy it
and lets catch that imposter right now as we go:

Hes STG, yes hes tha real S
All you fake STGs, you must confess
So wont the real writer, please own up
please own up, please own up

Hes STG, yes hes tha real S
All you fake STGs, you must confess
So wont the real writer, please own up
please own up, please own up

ha ha, guess there is a STG in all of us,
the imposters steel the name...