Spit, I can't handle that
Sputum, I can't handle that
Drool, I can't handle that
I don't think I can handle that!

Dribble spit, within ya gob
Lookin nasty, smellin bad
Baddest smell, smells like sh**
PJ, heres a mint
Is that food stuck in your teeth
Brush your teeth, come on baby
I don't wanna snog with you
I can't handle, handle you

You gotta floss ya dental if you gonna snog with me tonight
You gotta brush that yellow if you gonna snog with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Floss, brush, rinse you can song with me
By the looks you got some sweetcorn stuck between ya teeth
Please brush your teeth, before we takeoff

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby

Dribble, I can't handle that
Discharge, I can't handle that
Plaque, I can't handle that
I don't think I can handle that!

I'm about to brush your teeth
Colgate goin hard
Scrub that dental, scrub it good
Floss that dental, floss real good
Lookin skank, smellin bad
Please will you take this mint
Dripple over my shoulder, I give you a hiss
I can't handle, handle this

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby

Floss your dental in and out (Ew!)
Use some mouthwash, you smell bad (Ew!!)
I can't help but wonder why (Ew!!!)
Your teeth so brown and skanky, baby now

I brush my teeth at every chance
Whenever I see white I slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this sparkle that I have
Now let's scrub our dental so we can gleam!

(Scatting)

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby

I don't think I'm ready for that smelly
I don't think I'm ready for that slobber
I don't think I'm ready for that
Stop giving me those sloppy kisses, please baby