I don't know, woof
I think everybody's all jealous and stuff
Cause I'm like chewing on a big bone, woof
And I think everybody's got a barking problem with me, woof
And they need to take it up with me at the fire hydrant because

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These hounds don't even know that I got a bone
But they're all on me like they were were alone
Cause once I bark, they know that they better park
All because I got a bone and I like to bark

So I'm chasing a car, right
All through the night
I walk up to these hot poodles
And I'm all like
Whassup poodles, my name is Noodle
I got a bone to pick with all of your doodles
They're all like oh my God, it's a hound
Bitsy, oh my fucking God, he's from the pound
I swear to fucking God, woof, you freakin' rule
The bone you got in your paws, it makes me wanna drool
And by now, the rest of the dobers get over
Especially when I meet the bitches and say my name is Rover
All the Fefes start yelling, all the hot huskies
Throws their milkbones and their leashes, say I smell musky
So like every single night, they pick a fight with me
But when we fight, it's kind of like they're at the pound with me
Cause they're back the next night at the pound with me
Woof, I think you're just trying to steal my bone from me
Yesterday the Littlest Hobo pulled a knife on me
Cause I told him that Lassie was my wife to be
This doghouse life, it's the life for me
And all the other dogs just despise me because

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My bone, my bone, my bone, my bone
My bone, my bone, my bone, my bone, howl howl aaaooooohhhh

You just wanna see a puppy walks backwards, don't you
Hey dad, how come we don't bark on Protools
Smash these hydrants and chew on a garment
If we're chasing a van or chasing a tour bus
You don't want my pawprint, you's a lying
And all them other poodles look like Lady Godiva
What the hell is wrong with that doggy bed
Cuz my poop is lookin like I ate a lot of hoggy fat
See I know how to bite, it's simple but
I had to stop when I chewed up all the books
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Jumping through hoops, and doing doggy loops
Look a little Hound poop, thinking he the poop
Yeah I know man, be a shame if he ever got bit
Hey I thought we had a Dent-a-Bone sitting out in the sun
No, I had the Dent-a-Bone, I had it placed on a bun
You gonna be late for obedience
Man I ain't going to obedience
But our barks are screwed up, and his always sound best
You know what man, I'm a say something, hey yo Hound
You got something to say, man, no
I thought you bout to bite his head off, man, whassup
Man I'm a a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we suppposed to be crew
Man, I was bout to bark right after you
I swear, I swear man

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Girl, why can't you see you're the only pup for me
And it just tears my snout apart to know that
You have got my bone

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I've got a bone, you're barking up the wrong tree
I've got a bone, you better bark up this here tree
My salsa, whoa whoa, well look out for my next bone
It's covered in salsa, in salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa's got you barking up the wrong tree
My salsa says you better bark up this tree
My salsa bone

Woof woof woof, howl howl aaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooohhhhhhh