1.hello there Fred we meet again,
you lost your job and all of your friends,
i guess you lost it,
you lost it all now cant you see,
your brand new home all paid for by me,
a janitors closet,

chorus:
when the janitor cleans up i see,
your useless and unclean,
and in the bathroom youll cry,
and the smell will make you die,
my mess tonight,

2.
youve seen floaters go up and down,
its funny how your life just went on down,
down the toilet,
it feels so good to see you cry ,
better take it to stall #5,
better plunge it,

chorus:
i just want to take a crap again,
i just want to take a crap again,

when the janitor cleans up i see,
your useless and unclean,
and in the bathroom youll cry,
and the smell will make you die,

chorus

i just want to take a crap again,
i just want to take a crap again,

MY MESS TONIGHT!