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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Itch"
Original Song Title:
"Crazy Bitch"
Original Performer:
Buckcharry
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid Itch"
Parody Written by:
Crazy Dave
The Lyrics
LOL, this is my latest song, i think its one of my best works yet.
Alright
Bring it on
mosquito is your game
You know they are to blame
And they kind of creep me out.
I’ve got hives, gotten poison oak
I want them to leave
but I got to make my way
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
Doctor please, Gold-Bond’s that name.
Benadrill’s in fame
Another one night stayed awake.
Contagious, my dad’s got ‘em all.
Rubbing on the rocks, just to remove parasites
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
Get the Gold-Bond
It sucks bad
Get the Gold-Bond
It sucks bad
Stupid itch [X2]
Stupid
Itch
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back
Come on
Baby lice
They want it all
To end an itch you have to scratch it.
rip the skin
No need to talk
You’re stupid and I hate the way you bug me.
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
You keep me right on
You’re stupid and I hate the way you bug me.
Bring it on
mosquito is your game
You know they are to blame
And they kind of creep me out.
I’ve got hives, gotten poison oak
I want them to leave
but I got to make my way
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
Doctor please, Gold-Bond’s that name.
Benadrill’s in fame
Another one night stayed awake.
Contagious, my dad’s got ‘em all.
Rubbing on the rocks, just to remove parasites
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
Get the Gold-Bond
It sucks bad
Get the Gold-Bond
It sucks bad
Stupid itch [X2]
Stupid
Itch
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back
Come on
Baby lice
They want it all
To end an itch you have to scratch it.
rip the skin
No need to talk
You’re stupid and I hate the way you bug me.
Chorus
Hey, I’ve got an itch
and it sucks so bad
man I really need some Gold-Bond.
I’m scratching you all night
Scratching all down my back to keep me right on
(Repeat)
You keep me right on
You’re stupid and I hate the way you bug me.
now there are two of my fave songs i cant post. both of wich i cant because of somthing really stupid. i forgot the password to opain them..........
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Sorry, i for got to edit some of the lines that dont fit that well. i also noticed alot of typo's in my comments.
The pacing was a little off but other than that its great.
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