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Song Parodies -> "(It's) Hairspray (Parody Version)"
Original Song Title:
"(It's) Hairspray"
Original Performer:
Broadway Cast of 'Hairspray'
Parody Song Title:
"(It's) Hairspray (Parody Version)"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
On November 18 and 19 of 2005, I will be playing the part of "Marshall Brown" in The Nashoba Players' new dinner theatre production, "The Award Show". At the request of the director, I've been "commissioned" to write some parodies of show-tunes that we will use in this upcoming performance of "The Award Show". This particular parody will be sung by the characters Buck Lee and The Award Show Lovelies.
"Brought to you by Bolder Hold Hairspray!"
What gives a girl
Towering height
In a bee-hive hair-do?
Yes, it's hairspray!
What makes her locks
Rock-like and tight?
It's the wonderful glue
We call "hairspray" !
If you take a spin
With Har-ley Da-vid-son
You can leave your bike-helmet at home
'Cause with a helmet of hairspray
You're a lot safer, I dare say,
If you hit someone
When you're doing Mach One!
Take my advice
You can lock-out the lice
Very well, with a shell,
Made of hairspray!
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "Bolder Hold" faithfully
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me! ---
--- Forget the milkman!
The only thing better than hairspray ---
(Hairspray! Wow!)
--- That's me!
What keeps your hair
Neatly controlled?
Bolder Hold!
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray ---
--- That's me!
The only thing better than hairspray ---
(Hairspray! Wow!)
--- That's me!
"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
What gives a girl
Towering height
In a bee-hive hair-do?
Yes, it's hairspray!
What makes her locks
Rock-like and tight?
It's the wonderful glue
We call "hairspray" !
If you take a spin
With Har-ley Da-vid-son
You can leave your bike-helmet at home
'Cause with a helmet of hairspray
You're a lot safer, I dare say,
If you hit someone
When you're doing Mach One!
Take my advice
You can lock-out the lice
Very well, with a shell,
Made of hairspray!
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "Bolder Hold" faithfully
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me! ---
--- Forget the milkman!
The only thing better than hairspray ---
(Hairspray! Wow!)
--- That's me!
What keeps your hair
Neatly controlled?
Bolder Hold!
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray ---
--- That's me!
The only thing better than hairspray ---
(Hairspray! Wow!)
--- That's me!
"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
(It's) Hairspray (Parody Version) COPYRIGHT 2005 John D. Small
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