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Song Parodies -> "Valentine's"
Original Song Title:
"Everytime"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Valentine's"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Dinner, gifts, romantic activities... sounds like the perfect Valentine's Day!
Rose has bees,
Cake is bland.
Hired a chaise,
Got a van.
The doves went wrong.
I'll turn the fan off next time.
Valentine's awry, you cry and bawl.
Your pouncet stinks, pups need air holes.
I messed up, seemed a melee.
This Valentine's has teemed, terrified screams.
Chemise of lace went up in flames.
A mass of steaming debris.
Nooo!
Silk handkerchief,
Perfumed with myrrh.
You've allergies?
Diarrheoa
Bought stale Bourgogne.
A stream of spew, you're queasy.
Valentines's awry, you cry and bawl.
The flower stings, the meal is cold.
I messed up, seemed a melee.
This Valentines has teemed, horrified screams.
As we are chased by swans upstream.
A mass of steaming debris.
This day is plain insane.
Razed your chimney.
The strippers are all dames,
Paid for chocolate fungi.
Nooo!
A frightful day.
Burns Unit, they'll soon operate.
Valentines's awry, you cry and bawl.
You're now in splints, your weals look sore.
White plaster sheaths your body.
This Valentines has teemed, petrified screams.
Next holiday, a daunting scheme.
I'll pass on Easter, lady.
Aargh, aargh!
Aargh, aargh!
Aargh, aargh!
Cake is bland.
Hired a chaise,
Got a van.
The doves went wrong.
I'll turn the fan off next time.
Valentine's awry, you cry and bawl.
Your pouncet stinks, pups need air holes.
I messed up, seemed a melee.
This Valentine's has teemed, terrified screams.
Chemise of lace went up in flames.
A mass of steaming debris.
Nooo!
Silk handkerchief,
Perfumed with myrrh.
You've allergies?
Diarrheoa
Bought stale Bourgogne.
A stream of spew, you're queasy.
Valentines's awry, you cry and bawl.
The flower stings, the meal is cold.
I messed up, seemed a melee.
This Valentines has teemed, horrified screams.
As we are chased by swans upstream.
A mass of steaming debris.
This day is plain insane.
Razed your chimney.
The strippers are all dames,
Paid for chocolate fungi.
Nooo!
A frightful day.
Burns Unit, they'll soon operate.
Valentines's awry, you cry and bawl.
You're now in splints, your weals look sore.
White plaster sheaths your body.
This Valentines has teemed, petrified screams.
Next holiday, a daunting scheme.
I'll pass on Easter, lady.
Aargh, aargh!
Aargh, aargh!
Aargh, aargh!
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Well...it's the thought that counts...
I've read 3 Valentines day parodies today, covering lonely Nerds wanking, J.W.Bobbit, bonking sex-dolls, and being incinerated
no schmoopies at Amiright
555 Luke - nice wordplay
no schmoopies at Amiright
555 Luke - nice wordplay
This was absolutely brilliant. You made it hilariously funny without making it too over-the-top, so we could recognize that mournful, melancholy feeling that Britney tried so hard to get in the first place (making it all the more hilarious). What the hell is Diarrheoa? 5-5-5!
Well done. I haven't had a Valentine's Day that bad in weeks!
Diarrhoea? Hmm, it's the maple syrup to one's maple glaze. Thanks Ash, Stu, Emi and Jeff!
I don't know how I missed this one before...this is FAB, Luke...and surprisingly familiar...; )
You were in a coma. I forgive you.
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