(Verse 1)
I think I did it again
I fell down the stairs And hit my head
Oh sh*t
I think I blushed
But it doesn��t mean I left a mark

But to lose all my brain cells
That��s because im really turning��
Oh daddy, daddy

(Chorus 1)
Oops��I��m retarded again
I lost my shoe, but oh! There��s Winnie the Pooh
Oh granny, granny
Oops..! My mom thought I was on drugs
And that I got hit up and mugged
I��m not that retarded

(Verse 2)
You see my problem is this
I��m feeling for grain
Getting spit on thinkin�� it��s rain
Wishing for my friend to truly exist
I cry watching horses eat hay
But you see I play pool with my food tray

But I lost all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh mommy! Aw!

(Chorus 2)
Oops! I took a crap again
I threw it at you
Right smack on you too
Oh mommy, mommy
Oops! You thought my brain is back
Well maybe it is on crack
I lost my shoulder strap

��Oh god here��s the whore!��
��Britney before you go there is something you need to have!��
��Yes go ahead I know I lost��
��Britney you��re a stupid retarded bimbo��
��Oh me too��
��Huh��
��Aw you shouldn��t have!��

Oops! I confused you
With my brain
Got lost in a cornfield maze
Oops! You think im sent from God!
I love my sexy Star Wars pod

(Chorus 1)