Song Parodies -> "What's My Lawyer's Name ?"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Age Again?"

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Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"What's My Lawyer's Name ?"

Parody Written by:

Phoebe

The Lyrics

He took me out it was a Friday night
He wore cologne to get the feeling right
Then he tried to make out
I kicked him in the nuts
And then I poured on him coffee

And that's about the time he crawled away from me
Nobody likes me when I'm angry
And are still more amused by pepper spray
What the hell is a law suit
I guess that I will soon find out
What's my lawyer's name?
What's my lawyer's name?

And later on, in the court room
I called his Mom a stupid baffoon
I said I hated her and the same to her son
I guess that's not what's to be done

And that's about the time that they sentenced me
Nobody likes me when I'm angry
And are still more amused by calling names
What the hell is probation
This doesn't sound like lots of fun
What's my lawyer's name
What's my lawyer's name?

And that's about the time that they sentenced me
Nobody likes me when I'm angry
And now I need a restraining order
What the hell is wrong with me?
What's my lawyer's name?
What's my lawyer's name?

And that's about the time that they chained up me
No one should ever try to mess with me
Cause they know that I have PMS
I shouldn't have to pay those fees
What's my lawyer's name?
What's my lawyer's name?

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