Song Parodies -> "He's a Norse, Badass Viking"

Original Song Title:

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

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Original Performer:

"He's a Norse, Badass Viking"

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The Lyrics

Um, don't know how the inspiration came, just did, very tough song to parody but syllable-wise, it's correct, enjoy :)

Well I walk onto the boat
Wearin' my crazy horn-tipped hat
In combat
One cool cat
I got this icy water thing down pat
And I'll lead the boys on our next big crusade
This big sword's so sweet and handmade
My brigade
Ain't never gonna lose at all

Cuz I know that I'm a Norse
Just like that Horrible Hagar
It seems nobody knows
We're just normal men from Denmark
Scandinavian prowlers
Y'all know that it's our thing
All the maids say
He's a Norse, badass Viking
All the damsels say
He's a Norse, badass Viking

Well I don't give a dang about bathing
Yes I'm scathing
Armor plating
All the boys are hating
My cruel reign
And I wouldn't think of crossing the Arctic alone
Bad climatic zone
Way too much unknown
I'm Red like Eric, and just as insane

Yea I know that I'm a Norse
Just like that Horrible Hagar
It seems nobody knows
We're just normal men from Denmark
Scandinavian prowlers
Y'all know that it's our thing
All the maids say
He's a Norse, badass Viking
All the damsels say
He's a Norse, badass Viking

I'm a nasty dude
Most do conclude
Turnin' punks into shark food
When I go on the quests
Obsessed
Kickin' booty from the start
Got this crazy ship
Pointy tip
Frace is bland, but we know Greenland's hip
Where we're goin'
Depends all on the navigational chart
And hist'ry's replication
Won't be half an explanation
Of this Viking domination
That's in tact
So we'll just keep on whoopin' tail
Set the scene for a heroic tale
Those pesky pirate sailors, we shellacked
And we'll win another and move on

Cuz I know that I'm a Norse
Just like that Horrible Hagar
It seems nobody knows
We're just normal men from Denmark
Scandinavian prowlers
Y'all know that it's our thing
All the maids say
He's a Norse, badass Viking
All the damsels say
He's a Norse, badass Viking

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Jeff Reuben - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

A song where you can toot your own 'horn', eh? Well done, tough song to do. Good to know that listening to country now and then has it's benefits (knowing songs like this).

Phil Alexander - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but couldn't help wondering if he's hung like a Norse, too ;-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment

One of these days I�'ll give you a parody in runestone writing... that means I�'ll be doing the sketching in rock with my horn before transcriptioning it here... :-)

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