-> "In This Vehicle"
Original Song Title:
"Irreplaceable"
Parody Song Title:
"In This Vehicle"
The Lyrics
Make a left, make a left�
Make a left, make a left�
Please, Make a left, make a left�
You're gonna get us killed hurry up and make a left
Pass the stop sign,
WATCH THAT BUS!!!
I think your lipstick is good enough (enough)
And keep us driving on the road, that's fine
And can you look--AHH! What the fudge are you blind, and
It's my life that's on the line
So, pull to the side,
Let me grab me a cab
Swerving down a side street
Coming up on a Chevy coupe
Talkin' �bout,
"Damn, he nearly made me spill my chicken soup"
This broad is twisted.
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this car �fore collision, lady
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
If I took another thought when I got in,
Woulda jumped out �fore u started the ignition,
Of this vehicle.
So, what the hell are you stoned?
Driving all calm when your direction is wrong.
Oops, I guess u thought
That this was a boat
If not then why
Is there water at my toes?
And now, it looks like we're screwed
Flippin' up & down in the car your dad bought you
I shoulda took yo' keys
And now look
We up inside a tree!
Mending and connecting
To the car in front of you
Talkin' �bout
How you guess you'll never finish your chicken soup
This broad is twisted
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this car �fore collision, lady
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
Comin' up on a ramp on the wrong way
In a moment's time we're in mid-air and flippin'
Stuck in this vehicle! (In this vehicle)
So, since life's not your everything
How about I just kill you
Then I can take the wheel
As I try to take the gears from you
Look up, there's Nicole Richie
She's coming fast and then in a flash
These vehicles are going to crash
Make a left, make a left�
Make a left, make a left�
Please, Make a left, make a left�
You're gonna get us killed hurry up and make a left
Make a left, make a left�
In a moment's time we're in the air and flippin'�
Stuck in this vehicle!
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this �fore collision, Heaven!!!
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
If I took another thought when I got in,
Woulda jumped out �fore u started the ignition (LADY!)
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this �fore collision.
(We should just kiss our ass, we finished)
(At least we're bringing Nicole down with us)
No, I never knew how loud I could holler
In a moment's time we're in mid-air and flippin'
God damn this vehicle.
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