How do all these kids keep finding me?
Could it be the rainbow?
They're screaming to have my
Sweet cereal
Why can't they just purchase
The stuff like all the adults
Why can't they just go away?
Maybe I should bolt

Yeah it's time to bolt

I hope than I can flee
From these little cons
Why's life so unfair
To Lucky Leprechaun
Always on the lam
With two small aching feet
I don't even have gold
Why must they bother me?
They want me Lucky Charms
Because it's very good
It tastes marshmallow-y
Like all good breakfast should
With vitamins like B
There to make them strong
They can buy it from the store
So why must they take more
From Lucky Leprechaun?

Lucky leprechaun...

When those children's dental x-rays
Show each has a cavity
Then blame the extra sugar
That they have stolen from me
Don't these kids have parents
Or a school bus to get on?
How do they have time to try
Outsmarting leprechauns?

I hope than I can flee
From these little cons
Why's life so unfair
To Lucky Leprechaun
Always on the lam
With two small aching feet
I don't even have gold
Why must they bother me?
They want me Lucky Charms
Because it's very good
It tastes marshmallow-y
Like all good breakfast should
With vitamins like B
There to make them strong
They can buy it from the store
So why must they take more
From Lucky Leprechaun?

Yeah it's time to bolt

I hope than I can flee
From these little cons
Why's life so unfair
To Lucky Leprechaun
Always on the lam
With two small aching feet
I don't even have gold
Why must they bother me?
They want me Lucky Charms
Because it's very good
It tastes marshmallow-y
Like all good breakfast should
With vitamins like B
There to make them strong
They can buy it from the store
So why must they take more
From Lucky Leprechaun?

Lucky Leprechaun...

Lucky Leprechaun
Leprechaun
Leprechaun
Leprechaun