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There are 97 misheard song lyrics for Skid Row on amIright currently.
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"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and Life and counting
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and Life's too crowded.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life and counting.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life clam chowder
18 and life, you know.
18 and life, you know.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it
18 and life, you know.
18 and life, you know.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life got crowded.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life with Karen
or
18 and life without her.
or
18 and life without her.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life's retarded.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life, chew Trident.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life, good golly
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and lightly salted.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and like's being carded.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and the lights get crowded
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidents will have fun.
Original Lyrics:
Accidents will happen.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After this, we'll have fun.
Original Lyrics:
Accidents will happen.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came from Ninja town
Original Lyrics:
Came from the edge of town.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He had no money and no kid at home.
He walked the streets a social wreck.
He fought the words alone in the world.
He walked the streets a social wreck.
He fought the words alone in the world.
Original Lyrics:
He had no money, oh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and
He fought the world alone And now it's...
He walked the streets a soldier and
He fought the world alone And now it's...
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He lacked adventure
or
He liked adventure
or
He liked adventure
Original Lyrics:
He loved adventure
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He married trouble
Had a conjugal with a gun
Had a conjugal with a gun
Original Lyrics:
He married trouble had a courtship with a gun.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He worked his skank a** to the bone.
Original Lyrics:
He worked his fingers to the bone.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His face poured gasoline.
Original Lyrics:
His veins burned gasoline.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just barely out of school
Came from the injun town.
Came from the injun town.
Original Lyrics:
Just barely out of school
Came from the edge of town.
Came from the edge of town.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Late night to 5
[Later]
Fork like a switchblade
[Later]
No goody home
[Later]
He f***ed the world alone
[Later]
The killer in his heartbeat
[Later]
The body never ends.
[Later]
Fork like a switchblade
[Later]
No goody home
[Later]
He f***ed the world alone
[Later]
The killer in his heartbeat
[Later]
The body never ends.
Original Lyrics:
Lived 9 to 5
[Later]
Fought like a switchblade
[Later]
No good at home
[Later]
He fought the world alone
[Later]
Tequila in his heartbeat
[Later]
The party never ends.
[Later]
Fought like a switchblade
[Later]
No good at home
[Later]
He fought the world alone
[Later]
Tequila in his heartbeat
[Later]
The party never ends.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights you'd find him with his gas can all alone.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine to five and he worked his fingers to the bone.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights, he's fine and he worked his kick-ass to the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine to five and he worked his fingers to the bone.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived nine to five and he walked his big a** to the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine to five and he worked his fingers to the bone.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ricky was a cowboy
He had a horse named Joe
He had a horse named Joe
Original Lyrics:
Ricky was a young boy
He had a heart of stone
He had a heart of stone
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ricky was a young boy,
he had a heart of gold
he had a heart of gold
Original Lyrics:
Ricky was a young boy,
he had a heart of stone
he had a heart of stone
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequila in his heartbeat
His face full of gasoline.
His face full of gasoline.
Original Lyrics:
Tequila in his heartbeat
His veins burned gasoline.
His veins burned gasoline.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say he lacked affection
Ricky's the wild one.
Ricky's the wild one.
Original Lyrics:
They say he liked adventure
Ricky's the wild one.
Ricky's the wild one.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walked the streets a social relic.
Original Lyrics:
Walked the streets a soldier and...
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't speak Italian when the bottle's your best friend.
Original Lyrics:
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't think of dying when the Bible's your best friend
Original Lyrics:
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend.
"18 And Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're promised time and it's 18 and life to go
Original Lyrics:
Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"As the things will happen, They're all good," Ricky says
He fired his slingshot to the wind
That show blew a child away
18 and life, he counted 18 and life, you know
He fired his slingshot to the wind
That show blew a child away
18 and life, he counted 18 and life, you know
Original Lyrics:
"Accidents will happen," They all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind
That child blew a child away
18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know
He fired his six-shot to the wind
That child blew a child away
18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and a licensed driver, 18 on the Maginot
Original Lyrics:
18 and life you got it, 18 and life you know
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and a life with cattle
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it!
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life good Golly.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life you got it.
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life just started, 18 and life to go
Your crime this time, now it's 18 and life to go
Your crime this time, now it's 18 and life to go
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it, 18 and life, you know
Your crime is time, and it's 18 and life to go
Your crime is time, and it's 18 and life to go
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life's bucolic, 18 and laugh it off
Original Lyrics:
18 and life you got it, 18 and life, you know
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life's too crowded, 18 and out the door.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it, 18 and life, you know.
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life, retarded.
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it.
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
18 and life, you chowder!
Original Lyrics:
18 and life, you got it
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidents will happen, they all heard Rikki say.
Fired his six-shot to the wind, then shot...Lynwood shot Louann.
Fired his six-shot to the wind, then shot...Lynwood shot Louann.
Original Lyrics:
"Accidents will happen," they all heard Rikki say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that child blew a child away
He fired his six-shot to the wind that child blew a child away
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidents will have fun they all heard Nikki Sixx
He fired his six shots in the wheel and it's your, and it's yours to pay
He fired his six shots in the wheel and it's your, and it's yours to pay
Original Lyrics:
"Accidents will happen," they all heard Rikki say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that child blew a child away
He fired his six-shot to the wind that child blew a child away
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighteen and life's retarded.
Original Lyrics:
Eighteen and life you got it.
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He f***ed the world alone
Original Lyrics:
He fought the world alone
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They sing just like Mick Jagger
They seem to let you know
They seem to let you know
Original Lyrics:
18 and life you got it
18 and life you know
18 and life you know
"18 and Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't think you're tired
When the battle starts screaming louder
When the battle starts screaming louder
Original Lyrics:
You can't think of dying
When the bottle's your best friend, and now it's
When the bottle's your best friend, and now it's
"Big Guns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a big ass pointed at me hard.
Bang her shoelace like a fiery log.
Bang her shoelace like a fiery log.
Original Lyrics:
She got the big guns pointed at my heart.
Bang Bang shooting like a firing squad.
Bang Bang shooting like a firing squad.
"Creepshow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She nicks my children
Then she kicks me
Out and says she married me for fun.
Then she kicks me
Out and says she married me for fun.
Original Lyrics:
She nicks my shin
Then she kicks me in
And says she buried me for fun.
Then she kicks me in
And says she buried me for fun.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A love letter's innocence
Original Lyrics:
Love letters in the sand
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive me peanut butter you
or
I need peanut butter you.
or
I need peanut butter you.
Original Lyrics:
I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunwale whisper, and I think of you
or
One little whisper and I think of you
or
One little whisper and I think of you
Original Lyrics:
The wind would whisper and I'd think of you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay you down for sweet loving.
Original Lyrics:
I swear you'll never be lonely.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a pizza, I remember you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hear you say, I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd steal a lifeline into your mind
Original Lyrics:
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lay you down for sweet loving
Original Lyrics:
I swear you'll never be lonely
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Now that I feel the same - I remember you.
Now that I feel the same - I remember you.
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you.
Love letters in the sand - I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
I sing Auf Wiedersehen, I remember you
I sing Auf Wiedersehen, I remember you
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday,
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters sealed the scent
I remember you
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters sealed the scent
I remember you
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters in the sand
I remember you
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters in the sand
I remember you
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand
I'd better see ya say
I remember you.
Walking hand in hand
I'd better see ya say
I remember you.
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
Walking hand in hand,
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand
Love letters, innocence
I remember you.
Walking hand in hand
Love letters, innocence
I remember you.
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
Walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hands
Last night I hear you say
I remember you.
Walking hand in hands
Last night I hear you say
I remember you.
Original Lyrics:
Remember yesterday
Walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
Walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand
I remember you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through all the LSD
Original Lyrics:
Through all the endless days
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have our share of heart times,
But that's the surprise we parade
But that's the surprise we parade
Original Lyrics:
We've had our share of hard times,
But that's the price we paid
But that's the price we paid
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have our share of heart times,
But that's the surprise we play
But that's the surprise we play
Original Lyrics:
We've had our share of hard times,
But that's the price we paid
But that's the price we paid
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We spent the summer with our pants pulled down.
Original Lyrics:
We spent the summer with the top pulled down.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We’ve had our share of pot pies
or
We’ve had our share of hot times
or
We’ve had our share of hot times
Original Lyrics:
We’ve had our share of hard times
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, I'm in love with you.
or
Whoa, my darling, I love you.
or
Whoa, my darling, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my darling, I love you.
"I Remember You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, darling, I'm in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my darling, I love you.
"In a Darkened Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That beats the scar of skin so deep
Original Lyrics:
That bears the scar of sin too deep
"In a Darkened Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That beats the scar of skin so deep
Original Lyrics:
That beats the scar of sin so deep
"In a Darkened Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That beats the star of sin too deep
Original Lyrics:
That bears the scar of sin too deep
"Monkey Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo lady with a woman in a pouch
Monkey business skipping on the track
Monkey business skipping on the track
Original Lyrics:
Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch
Monkey business slipping on the track
Monkey business slipping on the track
"Mudkicker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The corporation blew Saddam
Behind the wheel, Mr Businessman.
Behind the wheel, Mr Businessman.
Original Lyrics:
The corporation blue sedan
Behind the wheel, Mr Businessman.
Behind the wheel, Mr Businessman.
"Mudkicker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your prestige is clear as day
But I can say the silly b**ch is here to stay.
But I can say the silly b**ch is here to stay.
Original Lyrics:
Your prestige is clear as day
But I can scrape the sewer bilge and see the same.
But I can scrape the sewer bilge and see the same.
"Piece of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At Benihana, you get a piece of meat
Original Lyrics:
You better hurry to get a piece of me
"Psycho Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haunt my house of pain, and fill my cycle up.
Original Lyrics:
Haunt my house of pain, and feel my psycho love.
"Psycho Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll put you in the choker
And suck your spirits dry.
And suck your spirits dry.
Original Lyrics:
She'll wrap you in a choke hold
And suck your symptom dry.
And suck your symptom dry.
"Slave To The Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better mark my words, 'cause I masterbate.
Original Lyrics:
You better mark my words, 'cause I'm history.
"Slave to the Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Force feed my legs into
Stuck inside this yellow goo
Stuck inside this yellow goo
Original Lyrics:
You got me forced to crack my lids in two
I'm still stuck inside the rubber room
I'm still stuck inside the rubber room
"Youth Gone Wild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another bird knocked down
Original Lyrics:
Another burned-out town
"Youth Gone Wild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Universe.
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth gone wild.
"Youth Gone Wild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Yukon whales.
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth gone wild.
"Youth Gone Wild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of music's tough? Skid row!
Original Lyrics:
Park Avenue leads to...skid row!
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