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Did You know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
Yes, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch.
Q. What does a whale and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A. They both have holes in their heads
Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: With a dust buster.
Q: What colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A: Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way!)
Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him!
Q: What was Kurt Cobain's greatest release?
A: The safety button
Q: What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
A: The floor
What do you call Kurt Cobain lying on your front porch
Matt.
What do you call Kurt Cobain in a hot tub?
Stu.
What do you call Kurt Cobain in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call Kurt Cobain hanging on a wall?
Art.
What do you call Kurt Cobain in a field?
Claude.
What do you call Kurt Cobain inside a wall?
Stud.
What would it take to get Nirvana back together?
Two more bullets.
What does Kurt Cobain want for Christmas?
His two front teeth.
What was unique about Kurt Cobain?
He was the only person who ever died to ESCAPE Nirvana.
What would Kurt Cobain do if he were here right now?
Stink!
Why did Nirvana stop doing press conferences?
Because Kurt was always shooting his mouth off...
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